Feeling a bit naughty, I decided to download the latest Fergie album last night. Imagine my surprise this morning when I played the completed tracks and it turned out not to be she of the Black Eyed Peas fame, but the latest musical offering from the Duchess of Pork herself: Sarah Ferguson. Shock!
Well, I wasn’t going to waste the download – I had paid good money for those kilobytes after all – and it turns out to be pretty good. My favourite track so far is ‘Fatapusss’:
“F . a . t . a . p .u .sss
I’d like some pizza .. and curly fries
Maybe a hotdog .. with beans on the side
Give me a cola .. a large supersize
And tubs of icecream ..it’s good for my thighs
Fatapuss ..”
Now, I don’t know about you, but BEP Fergie has nothing on the old toe-sucking weightwatchers emissary if this track is anything to go by.
I hear she (t.s.w.e. Fergie) is coming down to Aus soon. I hope I’m not too slow to get tickets: her concerts will be a sell-out!
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