..’ladies and gents, we have a problem in the front cabin where the cabin crew and I can smell burning. We will have to return to the terminal to check it out ..’
Luckily we were still on the ground at the time, and we eventually made it back to Australia in one piece (as you can tell. Either that or this is some bizarre blog from beyond the grave).
Thankfully, Qantas did decide to ask the engineers to look at the issue, rather than sacrificing some goats to fix the problem!