– You learn about your brother’s divorce via his status update
– When you look at your friends list you have no idea who half of those people are
– You feel like you want to start poking and bitch-slapping people in real-life
– Complete strangers know more about you than your partner does
– The easiest way for your boss to contact you is by leaving a message on your super-wall
– People you hated at school are now on your best-best-friends list (anything to get that friends number up!)
– You start virtually stalking old girlfriends you haven’t seen in 10 years
.. and then get jealous when you realise they’re married ..
– Your mobile data plan blows out to $300 a month
– Your believe your friends really do include world leaders and A-list celebrities (‘It is Sylvester Stallone. Honest!’)
Anyone got any more?